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Joseph Obi : "Save Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand . . . Sign this Petition ! "

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Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !



Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi

Dr Joseph Obi Ratifies International Alternative Medicine Communique . . .

The following resolutions were recently ratified by Dr Joseph Obi

Alternative Medicine CampaignTime-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 1

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unequivocally endorses the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Designation Title ; and warmly recommends it to All Alternative Medicine Doctors , All Alternative Medicine Practitioners, All Alternative Medicine Consultants and All other suitably qualified Alternative Medicine Professionals ; with immediate effect. "

Alternative Medicine CampaignTime-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 2

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unanimously endorses the comprehensive upgrade of the Alternative Medicine Debate Forum into an International Online Professional Empowerment Resource for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine ; with immediate effect. "

Dr Joseph Obi Urgently Postpones LLD Study Plans . . . As New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Causes Global Pandemonium . . .

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It is announced that Professor Joseph Obi has , (with immediate effect) , comprehensively postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is soon set to triggerProfound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

More details will be available shortly.



*END OF PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Dr Joseph Obi Launches The New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title . . .

* INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE : FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL SYNDICATION
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Re : Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation

I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperativethat allPotential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowshi…

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Attacks Bad Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi . . . Warns Them To Back Off . . . Or Else !

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Alternative Medicine Hardman and Highly Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a diverse avalanche of topics in Paris - during an extended holiday abroad , Dr Obi said:

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry(Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone. "